BAH~

*Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.*Have you ever lend someone a 20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.*If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.*The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.*There are two theories about how to win an arguement with a woman. Neither one works.*The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.*